$3.00 Kebabs at a Strip Bar

Today I meter parked in front of The Penthouse, a Vancouver strip club.

As I got into my car I noticed a sign that read "$3.00 Kebabs!" in the window. The sign was hastily printed on cheap 8.5 x 11 inch copy paper in the default Times New Roman font, indicating that its creator cared so little about the sign that they only bothered to change the font size.

What the hell is this??? A nudy bar, which has NAKED LADIES inside has to use bargain basesment prices on skewers of meat as a selling point? What kind of strippers do they have working there?

Another thought occurs. What kind of meat could they possibly be selling for $3.00?

Suddenly images of a gang run, money laundering operation spring to mind. Like something out of a sopranos episode. A dark, heavily mustachiod man dressed in a white suit arrives with a suspicous looking black garbage bag. He whispers to the barkeep to open the meat locker, and the moist bag and its suspicious contents are whisked away. He sits down, drains a Scotch on the rocks and summons a waitress to his side. His lips move imperceptably by her ear, and she goes scurrying to the back office. Minutes later, a sign reading "$3.00 Kebabs!" appears in the front window. The mustachiod man lights up a Cuban and gazes blankly at the ungulating native girl on the stage through the thick, white smoke.